Cairns pt.II: Cape Trib, Crocs & Cassowaries

My day-trip expedition to the outer reaches of Cape Tribulation, the Daintree National Park and Port Douglas began at silly o'clock in the morning as I climbed aboard the shuttle and was greeted by our energetic tour guide Andrew, who took to calling me "Seattle" because, why not. As we made our way north up the coast, our guide pointed out that we were driving along one of the most beautiful scenic roads in Australia, second only to the Great Ocean Road between Adelaide and Melbourne. And with a view of rolling green sugarcane fields on one side and the sparkling blue Coral Sea on the other, it didn't disappoint. Our first stop of the day was a croc-spotting cruise along the Daintree River, where we were rewarded with the sight of a giant saltwater crocodile, lovingly nicknamed 'Scarface' by park operators, emerging from the water and lumbering up the bank. Those "No Swimming" signs posted along the river are no joke.

From the Daintree River we continued north, stopping for a leisurely stroll under the thick canopy of the Daintree Rainforest -- the oldest tropical rainforest on earth, believed to date back 150-200 million years -- and an amazing panoramic view from the Alexandra Range lookout before disembarking at Cape Tribulation Beach, the only place in the world where two world heritage areas collide: the Wet Tropics Rainforest and the Great Barrier Reef. After admiring this unique and beautiful, but unfortunately named, spit of coast (so named, along with 'Mount Sorrow' and 'Weary Bay,' by a clearly troubled Captain James Cook), we made our way to Mossman Gorge. The Mossman River flows over large granite boulders that line the gorge, creating pools of crystal-clear water holes for swimming, and the steep hillsides extending from the riverbank are cloaked in lush rainforest.

Next up: Port Douglas, with a brief stop en route at the famous Daintree Ice Cream Company -- a boutique ice creamery renowned for its exquisite desserts made from local tropical fruits such as Black Sapote, Soursop, Wattle Seed and Jackfruit. Odd names aside, it was delicious. We spent an hour our so touring the charming town of Port Douglas -- a sun-drenched vacation spot with a mainstreet featuring quaint shops and cafés and a sizeable celebrity following -- before boarding the bus and making the scenic drive back to Cairns.

Another few days in Cairns and then it's back to Sydney for the holidays!









Cairns pt.I: Lagoons & Lazy Days

If you've ever been to Cairns, a provincial city in the far north of Queensland and a popular tourist destination, then you would know that walking around Cairns is kind of like strolling through an oven. A great big, steamy oven. Cairns is the last major outpost of civilization before the remote jungle of Cape York Peninsula overtakes the landscape, and like most tropical climates, it has an extensive rainy season. The humidity in Cairns sits like an uncomfortably thick blanket over the city, which in itself is nice enough -- a notable feature is the scenic Esplanade and the popular outdoor swimming lagoon -- but has fairly little in the way of cultural offerings. Plus, it's really really hot.

We arrived at the Cairns greyhound station to find a shuttle waiting to take us to our hostel, a cheap and thankfully air-conditioned backpacker joint so far off the main drag that a trip on the shuttle was necessary to go, well, pretty much anywhere. Needless to say, we decided to stay two nights and then move somewhere a little closer to town ... and the lagoon. With four days to spend in Cairns and funds dwindling at a rapid pace, I decided to spend one day exploring the tropical rainforests of the Daintree National Park -- with a visit to the popular Cape Tribulation and the township of Port Douglas -- and the remaining three days I would spend soaking up sun at the lagoon. Priorities here, folks. On my last night in Cairns before heading back to Sydney, I decided to go where no backpacker rightfully should -- a 4 star resort hotel. Granted, I had to skip a meal or five in order to pay for it, but after weeks of foul smelling, bedbug-ridden hovels ... you can't put a price on a 400 thread-count bedspread.

In the spirit of giving, I will reserve a whole separate blog post for my trip up to the tropical rainforests of the Daintree National Park and my real live croc sighting (you're welcome), but for now I will leave you with some photos of my lazy, lazy days in Cairns and a sincere "wish you were here!"









Townsville, Magnetic Island & more

With my traveling companions back from their own Whitsunday adventure, it was time to hit the dusty trail once more. So we hoisted our increasingly-heavy rucksacks onto our backs and bid adieu to Airlie Beach as we boarded the greyhound bus bound for Townsville. While Townsville itself leaves little to write home about, it serves as the embarkation point to the beautiful and singularly unique Magnetic Island. The island, named by Captain James Cook for the apparent "magnetic" effect it had on the ship's compass as he passed the island in 1770, provides a haven for indigenous plants and native wildlife, and is home to Northern Australia’s largest colony of koalas living in the wild. Wild koalas? Sold.

The greyhound bus conveniently dropped us off directly in front of the ferry terminal, where we purchased our fare across to Magnetic Island. After an hour's wait and a trip to the vending machine for sustenance, we boarded the ferry for a 30 minute ride to the island. An immediate appraisal of our situation (read: lack of money) dictated that we find the cheapest accommodation around, and use public transportation to get there. And find the cheapest accommodation we did. You know the old adage 'you get what you pay for' ? It couldn't have been truer. Our dingy, dimly-lit dorm room smelled of ... well something that can only be described as 'exceedingly foul.' Retreating from the stench, I toted my dirty clothes to the laundry room (in an effort ensure my belongings were bug-free after a bed bug scare in Airlie Beach) only to find three out of four machines inoperable, and no hot water. Strike two. And in the continuing effort to avoid our putrid-smelling room, we ordered dinner on the patio and were aghast at the sky-high prices. They even had the nerve to charge $1 for an ounce of ketchup. A DOLLAR for KETCHUP!

Australia, you SERIOUSLY need to reexamine your priorities.


Needless to say, with our spirits somewhat deflated and our pockets even lighter, we spent the remainder of our stay on Magnetic Island lounging by the pool, shielding ourselves from the stings of pesky biting horseflies, and eating plain peanut butter sandwiches. And we didn't see any koalas.

Secretly elated on our day of departure, we waved goodbye to Magnetic Island and hopped another greyhound bus bound for Cairns, our last destination before our return to Sydney for the holidays!









Sailing the Whitsundays

One perk of the overnight greyhound bus: Being awake to catch the first glimpse of a brilliant sunrise.

Cascading golden rays drenched the passing landscape in dewy early-morning sunlight, turning the clouds into colorful puffs of pink and yellow as we crossed into the beachside town of Airlie Beach, in the northern region of Queensland. Airlie Beach, together with the adjacent Shute Harbor, serves as the gateway to both the Whitsunday Islands and the Great Barrier Reef. Few natural wonders command such attention as the Great Barrier Reef, and in the heart of this great coral reef system lie the Whitsunday Islands -- 74 of the most stunning (and most oft-photographed) beaches in the world. And we were here to experience this natural beauty the best way possible: a three day sailing trip through the Whitsundays.

We disembarked from the bus, rubbing sleep from our eyes and stretching our cold, cramped limbs as we gathered our bags and made our way to the Airlie Beach Koala Hostel (you'd think I'd have learned that this was a bad idea by now). Having set down our packs and revitalized ourselves with a bite to eat, we made preparations for our departure the next day: paid our reef tax, acquired the requisite 'stinger suits' to guard against jellyfish encounters, and spent the remainder of the afternoon soaking up some sun and swimming at the lagoon.

Day 1:
Leaving Tom and Sarah at the hostel (they were scheduled for a different cruise departing the following day), I joined forces with my two other roommates -- Swedish couple Sarah and Daniel -- as we made our way to down to the marina to meet our crew and fellow would-be sailors. After a brief introduction and a few ground rules (#1, no drinking without a life-vest. #2, no Britney Spears music), we were off! Our first day of sailing took us through channels of sparkling azure water and outcroppings of tropical islands as we charted course for South Molle Island, our mooring for the evening. Upon reaching the island, it quickly became clear we had inadvertently ended up on the "party boat," as the the drinking games were in full effect by the time we made it down for dinner. Not relishing the idea of snorkeling with a hangover, I opted to watch from the sidelines with my new Irish friends. As nighttime closed in, we retired to our bunks and were lulled to sleep by the sound of waves lapping at the shore.

Day 2:
We awoke early in anticipation of a full day of sailing and snorkeling. Our first destination was the much-touted Whitsunday Island, largest of the 74 islands and home to one of the most photographed beaches in the world: Whitehaven Beach. Our eyes met with a breathtaking view of shining white sand and irridescent turquoise waters as we were ferried to shore in the dinghy, sunscreen and stinger suits in hand. Stinger suits, while not exactly the epitome of high fashion, were necessary as we had arrived at the height of 'stinger season,' and the sea surrounding north Queensland was full of box jellyfish. A sting from one of these delightful creatures can kill you within minutes, so without further hesitation we zipped ourselves into our stylish spandex one-piece suits and dove into the sparkling blue water. It felt a bit like swimming in pajamas.

From Whitehaven Beach we sailed around to the far side of the island for some snorkeling. With masks and flippers on, we jumped into crystal clear water teeming with all varieties of marine life, catching glimpses of slow-moving sea turtles, schools of brightly colored rainbow fish, and even a small reef shark. With a full day of sun and snorkeling under our belt, we sailed back to South Molle Island for a dip in the pool, a hearty dinner and a spectacular sunset.

Day 3:
With nearly a full day of sailing back to the mainland ahead of us, we scrambled aboard with belongings in tow and headed straight for the last snorkeling spot of our Whitsunday sailing trip. The water, however, had turned somewhat cloudy so it was without regret that we changed out of our stinger suits and set sail for the marina, enjoying the cool ocean breeze and a glass of champagne, compliments of our crew. Pulling into the marina in the late afternoon heat, we made our way back to the hostel on wobbly sea-legs, ready to celebrate the end of another adventure with a round of drinks.

I decided to spend one more day in Airlie Beach to wait for Tom and Sarah, and work on my tan.

Next up, Magnetic Island...















Fraser Adventures, pt.2

Day 1:
Shuffling into the dining hall at 6am, bleary-eyed and still half asleep, we sat down with our teams for a tour and camping-gear overview: how to pack the equipment, operate the vehicle, and find our way around the island. The overview, delivered by a gruff and portly Aussie mechanic with a very poor bed-side manner, read like a military order: "you WILL stop at Lake McKenzie. you WILL change into your togs [togs?] and you WILL have a swim. you WILL take photos. you WILL go up Eli Creek, and you WILL like it."

Swim. Photos. Have fun. Got it.

After reviewing our equipment check-list, loading our trusty 4x4 with supplies and piling ten bodies into whatever space remained, we were off! One short ferry ride later we found ourselves on Fraser Island, and quickly acclimating to the challenges of driving on sand. First stop on the itinerary was the stunningly beautiful Lake McKenzie, a picturesque lake of dazzling, crystal clear water flanked by white sandy beach. And who should we run into but Anna and Katja, my German pals from Noosa. We spent a blissful hour swimming and sunbathing, until it was time to hit the sandy trail again in search of the next "must see" Fraser landmark. The going, however, proved difficult as our tires began to sink in the sand, bogging us down and sending up clouds of dust. We quickly established a routine to un-bog the vehicle:

Everyone out. Push. Dig out tires. Push some more. Everyone in.
Rinse and Repeat.

With the five o'clock deadline to reach our campsite fast-approaching, and our boggings becoming increasingly frequent and irksome, we had to hustle. A quick lunch stop at Central Station, a Team A group photo at Lake Birrabeen, a lovely drive through subtropical rainforest, and finally we arrived at Lake Boomanjin just as dusk began to fall. With a precious few hours of daylight remaining, we began setting up camp -- assembling tents, starting the fire, and preparing dinner, which consisted of approximately 17 varieties of meat, all equally unappealing. Meanwhile, the ever-disagreeable Team B decided to camp elsewhere for the night, so we adopted Lucy and Anya into our group and happily waved the others along, secretly hoping they would get bogged in the sand and eaten by dingoes.

Now, don't get me wrong, I love camping. I really do. But camping on Fraser Island turned out to be a whole other beast entirely. No sooner were the tents up than the wind began to whip and the clouds darkened, threatening rain at any moment. Trips to the toilet were a group affair due to the chance of a snake or dingo attack. Spiders the size of my head lurked in every dark corner, and giant horseflies attacked with unrelenting ferocity, biting through even the thickest of clothing. And to top it off, I was without a sleeping bag. I curled up in a tent with Anya and Lucy, and coughed until my throat was sore and my lungs felt ready to explode.

I couldn't wait 'til morning.


Day 2:
We awoke at the crack of dawn, shivering and cramped from sleeping on the cold hard ground, our enthusiasm for camping and Fraser Island slightly diminished. We packed as quickly as we could and clambered into the truck, eager to be on the move. But even after ridding ourselves of nearly a cooler's worth of food, fitting everyone in was a tight squeeze as we had acquired an extra two passengers. No sooner were we off than the tiresome routine began again.

Bogged once. Bogged twice. Bogged three times.

Finally, after a frustratingly slow first hour and a helpful tow from the friendly park ranger, we made it to the beach. Once on solid(ish) ground, we cruised along the shoreline to our first destination of the day - the Maheno Shipwreck, the rusty remains of a ship washed ashore decades ago. A quick look around, a few obligatory photos, and we piled back into the truck (because how long can one be asked to admire rusted metal?) and made a beeline for Eli Creek, where we DID get out, and we DID enjoy it.

Last stop on the itinerary was Lake Wabby, a stunning emerald green lake surrounded by towering sand dunes on one side and a thick eucalyptus forest on the other. The lake itself is accessible only by a hefty hike down through the forest -- which would have been fine, had we paid attention to the dark clouds rolling in across the skyline. By the time we reached the top of the trail, a light rain had begun to fall and we could hear the rumblings of thunder in the distance. We hastily crammed in and sped away from Lake Wabby in hopes of reaching our campground before dark, or before a storm hit. No such luck. The rain began to fall and the darkness closed in, broken only as bolts of lightning flashed through the sky. And then suddenly,

Hsssssssssssssssssss.

A flat tire. We piled out of the truck and huddled together under anything that would keep us dry as the boys set about changing the tire. In the rain. At night. During a thunderstorm. Of course. After what seemed like ages, with the spare tire on and everyone piled back in, we made our way to the beachside camping grounds and spent the next hour constructing a makeshift kitchen out of tarps and setting up tents, none of which kept anyone particularly dry. Retiring early to bed, we passed another cold and sleepless night. Morning couldn't come soon enough.

Day 3:
Awoke damp and cold, yet strangely elated at the prospect of getting the hell off this godforsaken island. We made a farewell stop at the beautiful Lake McKenzie, only to be greeted by a hazy grey fog. Taking this as our cue to leave, we headed toward the ferry dock and felt our spirits lifting and our moods brightning the closer we got.

Back at the hostel, I indulged in a long luxurious shower, packed for my overnight busride up to Airlie Beach with Tom and Sarah, had a great laugh about it all over dinner with my wonderful new friends and came to the conclusion that Fraser Island has decidedly been one of the highlights of my trip thus far.

Go figure.